No crown necessary.

Nay, what of the Hilux?!?!?

First read when I was 14 or 15 and hated it. I *loved* The Vampire Lestat and Queen of the Damned. I just did not get this book or its boring-ass narrator.

Let's find out! Everyone should post ab/torso pics into this thread so that we might study their effect on our brain function! #forscience

I can hear the skin sizzling from here.

...who tells your clients to avoid all grains, all dairy products, all oils, most meat, and all legumes?

I skimmed a list of paleo recipes a couple of years ago on another news website. I had just started hearing about it and was curious about what it consisted of. Sure enough, someone in the comments was quick to point out that many of the recipes/ingredients were "not in the spirit of Paleo". I countered with "Not…

Just rub him/her against your bare skin.

A caravan led by a '67 Impalla with a TARDIS bringing up the rear.

His penis was hanging out and I'm just shocked. He doesn't make any mention of it. He doesn't act any differently.

Just told a kid he needed to back off the girl who sits next to him in class. Over the past couple of weeks, the physical space has slowly decreased as he encroaches on her bubble. I told him "3 feet" or I move him.

Thank you for remiding me of things that I already know, having had this virus for almost my entire life.

Thank you for remiding me of things that I already know, having had this virus for almost my entire life.

I'm Norman born n' raised. I still live there for fucks sake! (And no! I don't hate it!) And while I could not give two squirts about the Sooners, I still grind my teeth about All Things Texas.

My husband proposed to me in a Las Vegas hotel room while I was getting ready to go to the marriage license bureau with him and, ya know, get married.

There are a lot of things I love about my state but...yeah. There are a lot of assholes here that need to hurry up and die out.

It was suggested they sing it for the OU football team. In a locked room...

We fall into a grey area regarding our southern status. Oklahoma Territory was part of the Confederacy during the Civil War. So, on that technicality, sorta.

Fever-blisters are the bane of my existance. I don't get them often but when I do, I reach for that yellow tube!

Fever-blisters are the bane of my existance. I don't get them often but when I do, I reach for that yellow tube!

And if I were to crush that mosquito with my wrathful and sweaty palm, it was meant to be crushed.