I get super excited at work when strawberry milk is available.

Also a shitty way to run an education system. (Sorry, your words struck a chord.)

As bad as the baby is, it's these fucking lips that make me want to flip a table. That's not a kiss! That's smashing your duck face against something! (Granted, who knows what she's actually "kissing" in this photo.) That's "I'm kissing my child but still want my lips to look sexy."

I can't star your comment because it has 666 stars. I don't want to ruin the magic.

Blue Boob.

He had a faulty turkey timer.

To be blunt, when I'm getting a load down my throat, it's not a comparable/compatable experience to eating a delicious, dairy-based snack.

They look like such a nice couple!

Word on the street is that Captain America will be visiting Seattle regardless of the terms of the bet.

I just wanted to say, long have I been an admirer of your username/pic.

I'm on the kidney/liver cleanse.

Now it seems OSU might've joked their way out of scheduling any cool bands for the foreseeable future...

What a wonderful moment for her! This is like the opposite of finding out Santa Clause doesn't exist.

I feel as though Jay/Bey/'Ye is the Arthur/Guinevere/Lancelot of our time. This would then make Kim the Elaine of Corbenic and North the Galahad.

Ah, junior high. Truly the pinnacle of our fashion sense. ;-)

Fucking STOP with the one-side sweater tuck already!!!

Thayer's isn't very expensive. I paid less than $10 for my bottle and it's lasted me for several months. (I don't use it every day, but most days.) No alcohol. Just clean and moisturized feeling.