As bad as the baby is, it's these fucking lips that make me want to flip a table. That's not a kiss! That's smashing your duck face against something! (Granted, who knows what she's actually "kissing" in this photo.) That's "I'm kissing my child but still want my lips to look sexy."

I can't star your comment because it has 666 stars. I don't want to ruin the magic.

Blue Boob.

He had a faulty turkey timer.

To be blunt, when I'm getting a load down my throat, it's not a comparable/compatable experience to eating a delicious, dairy-based snack.

They look like such a nice couple!

Word on the street is that Captain America will be visiting Seattle regardless of the terms of the bet.

I just wanted to say, long have I been an admirer of your username/pic.

I'm on the kidney/liver cleanse.

Now it seems OSU might've joked their way out of scheduling any cool bands for the foreseeable future...

What a wonderful moment for her! This is like the opposite of finding out Santa Clause doesn't exist.

I feel as though Jay/Bey/'Ye is the Arthur/Guinevere/Lancelot of our time. This would then make Kim the Elaine of Corbenic and North the Galahad.

Ah, junior high. Truly the pinnacle of our fashion sense. ;-)

Fucking STOP with the one-side sweater tuck already!!!

Thayer's isn't very expensive. I paid less than $10 for my bottle and it's lasted me for several months. (I don't use it every day, but most days.) No alcohol. Just clean and moisturized feeling.

"In my early twenties..."

My size 18/20-ness is greatly helped by the fact that I am 6'.

The dark part of me hoped the cat was just going to throw down in the end and eat the pigeon. >.>