Incidentally, “Case oh wait” was how Case Keenum responded when Jeff Fisher asked him his name after the game.

I’m not sure you can put that one on the “byzantine rulebook.” I’m pretty sure even casual fans know of the down by contact distinction between college and NFL. That’s like forgetting that a receiver needs to get two feet in rather than one.

You do not get to leave in the middle of 60 day inpatient rehab program for a sweet party and then just waltz back in hungover on Monday morning. That’s not how any of this works.

Stop it. You’re deliberately being obtuse for the sake of response. This video is from after the start of the season which means the kid in the very least has substance abuse issues and at worst is a selfish prick. That’s it. Only those two options.

This old video was shot in the present and features the Future. #mindblown

You haven’t been watching long have you?

This is the NFL. Complaints are never minimized. They are either blownout of proportion or ignored completely.

Dammit, they’ve been the Miami Marlins for a few years now and I still call them the Florida Marlins.

I feel like such a dumb ass watching jeopardy until all those smug ivy leaguers start avoiding a sports category like the plague. Somehow knowing simple trivia about sports, but only sports, is beneath them. They can tell you who was the third step child of the archduke of Transylvania in 1647, but they can’t tell you…

We’ll all be telling our grandkids where we were when Dallas won that one game in November that one season.

That’s great except for the “just got out of rehab” part and the “getting ready to piss away his NFL career” part.

He’s a pain in the neck that’ll make you cry?

Didn’t Terry Bradshaw eviscerate the NFL as viciously as anyone over the Greg Hardy grotesque?

I will say that the Fox studio guys were all over this. Howie Long specifically said the NFL’s protocols failed here. Even Jimmie Johnson, who I would have assumed was a “give him some smelling salts and send him back in there” kinda guy, couldn’t understand how someone so obviously suffering from a head injury was…

I almost posted an awful WHOOOOOOSH comment but I caught myself just in time. +1

“Because all we had left was Nick Foles, and you seriously don’t think we would put him back in, do you?"—Rams staff/spotters

The NFL’s PR team will be faxing over a job offer.

If there's one thing I've learned from middle class white people, it's that everyone else's problems would be easily resolved if they would just act exactly like middle class white people.

That might really limit the hiring pool in Texas.