This dickbag makes $95K a year as a head coach for a public school in Georgia??? Wtf

How old were you when your heart just shriveled up and died?

His team HAS four Super Bowls. Too bad they lost every one of them.

I probably had the cutest girlfriend in all of sixth grade.

The whitened ‘stache of Ted Turner, the aviator shades of Howard Hughes...

If you were to make one of those composite images of every old, white, entitled, male, American econo-parasite, it would come out looking something like this.

Seriously at least use an untraceable account, the dude was acting like a gay drunk chimpanzee

The best part is that half of them have where they work for in their FB profiles, and some literally have “John Doe, Blah Blah at Blah Blah” right there for everyone to read.

I'm constantly amazed by the same thing. I get that some people create fake Facebook accounts, too, but it's not THAT hard to put two and two together.

This signing is prototypical Dave Dembrowski. Boston, meet Dave Dembrowski. Dave is an expert at signing big names to extravagant contracts. If you love big names, you’ll absolutely love this guy. He’ll make a good unexpected trade once in awhile. But be wary, your farm system will be an absolute disaster in a couple…

“Signing David Price was a facking wicked pissah moove; best thing the Sawx have evah done!”

But what will they do without their penises, I mean, guns?

Not quite, Manziel never saw a shot he didn’t want to take.

To be fair, I think every gun owner thinks they are more trustworthy than everyone else.

How bout they focus on giving a hug and having a heart to heart with their trigger happy brothers instead of worrying about taking their gun into a crowded stadium before chugging some beers and doing a whippit in the linc parking lot.

This oughta make the next time Mike Tomlin reaches for his challenge flag much more interesting, at least.

In fairness they tried to arrest Bruce but he was nowhere to be found.

He stole that quote like it was in the seafood section of Publix.

Except poor people go to prison when they fuck up.

Lamborghini cars should be limited to 15mph from the factory.