Prevent defense is the most mind boggling play calling in the NFL. I've yet to see it work successfully this season.

At least it’s keeping you on here commenting and not out in society where you could do actual damage.

I think the Colts would probably be the best fit for Peyton, given the bevy of pain killers they can offer him.

Given his troubles in the playoffs, the Titans and Browns would be perfect for him.

Jerry Jones not want to risk the bad press? He thrives on it.

Yes, because if history has shown us anything, it is black people who go on gun rampages at high schools.

Unless Greg Hardy was there.

Think someone took shotgun formation a bit too serious.

Haha I know (I’m a Yankees fan too), I just love how ridiculous the sentence “well we expected them to win 120 out of 162 games, but they only won 114. So disappointing” is :-P

PRO: Much like Jeets, I also haven’t sent my one night stands home with any gift baskets. I’m a class act, all the way, like that.

“The Yankees ONLY won 114 games that year” made me lol

That's a clown pronunciation, bro.

Additionally, he will not be allowed to watch the first four weeks of football next season.

He could have a good coach come in and rub some dirt on it and get his butt out there. I’ve got four letters for you son: SEC

It may be a mental issue. In some areas where mental health care is sub-optimal, people having intense issues may end up in the ICU. It doesn’t mean he should play Saturday, but he may not have anything physically preventing him from playing.

This is soooo true and ppl are really unaware. My dad asked my mom for a divorce after 35 years of marriage and she did not take it well that including a series injury to her hip she became really depressed, would cry a lot and talk about not wanting to live and OD on pills. We got her help and she healed from her…

First the Miami Miracle, then he gets the two-for-one discount at the funeral home. Some people have all the luck.

They can both be douches! It need not be only one.

Maybe he just wanted to hike? I mean, just ‘cause people are celebrities doesn’t mean they have to be “on” all the time.