I am so buying this book. She also calls out Ryan O'Neal on his basic shittiness as a human being in it too from what I've heard.

Blue eyes. Also, perhaps Waffles is a quirky kitten leading a wacky life and can play the ukulele oh-so-adorably?

Turbo Roo, all the adorable. Will you be the differently-abled Chihuahua that saves us from ourselves?

True. But not if you're a penguin.

"A kaleidoscope of cullah in the pahk"...Bill you are delicious and I wish you to narrate my life.

SMPH (Shaking my Pope Head) Ugh, these idiots.

Today is officially "All you asses show your ass off day" I guess.

I had a friend who had to knee her then boyfriend in the balls because he was choking her nearly to death during an argument (she's long since left him). Anyway, they both fell to the ground at the same time; he because of her knee and she when he finally released his grip. She came up first and was able to call…

The most upsetting thing about this is her ass is going to be all over my newsfeeds today.

I like Jimmy well enough and love Drew...but, blergh, all these "skits" are starting to look like ideas that didn't get through when he was on SNL.

Let it be so. They should use their powers for good for a change.

The Voice's concurrent vindication and damnation is that this kind of television star-making is now one of the only routes for young, undiscovered musicians to reach such heights, a fast-track that may or may not breed longevity.

Oy. I haven't even heard their version yet and it's already given me a headache.

Wonderful. Although when I read bios on people like Ms. Cohen, it tends to make me look in the mirror and think, "LOSER!" But god bless Bea, you badass.

True, it's not the best answer to "NYC attraction worth the hype", it's the first place all my out of town guests want to see. First the site, now the museum. Now I just walk them to it and then walk around outside for a couple of hours.

Both the producer, & person in charge of over seeing the lyric video (one of my best friends & videographer: A. Loucas), happen to be Jewish.

While you've been working or otherwise occupied with the humdrum of your day-to-day, Rihanna's been in Washington, D.C. and is probably having a better time than most of us will have in our whole lives.