No one was hornier than I was in high school and like Kavanaugh I went to an all male prep school.

I’m surprised Assumption College has a kicker. You’d think they’d just put up seven points any time they scored a touchdown, and three points any time they drove inside the 30.  

I didn’t watch Nanette because my time has value, and I don’t have to watch it to know that it’s an unconvincing TEDx talk with a flawed premise.

Best Bachelor party I’ve ever been to was an all-day smoking class that taught us how to smoke an entire pig: ribs, shoulder, sausages, plus chicken and sides. You tended the fire and drank all day, then ate like kings as everything came off the smoker throughout the day before passing out at 8:30 PM thanks to a full…

What I haven’t read or seen mentioned is that Osaka handed the next game to Serena by purposefully whiffing on four straight points! So the docked game was evened up, and then she turned around and smoked her in the next deciding game.

And it only took Deadspin 8 blog posts to figure that out!

Sally just woke up and realized tennis wasn’t dead and reacted without brushing her teeth first

Prediction: Sometime soon and at an inappropriate time, I’m going to find myself shouting, “I have a daughter!”

I have not enjoyed this controversy because I have ended up agreeing with a lot of unpleasant people.

This deserves more stars

So Auburn gives Alabama State a bunch of cash to come and be the crash test dummy for their division 1 program and they got to take the smack talk from Auburn fans for accepting the money.

the first violation carries no penalty.  care to continue with your semantics?

This is so freaking true. lol. 

In her attempt to claim it wasn’t coaching, she said she saw a “thumbs up”.

If this were any other major sport she would have been ejected after the first spat and barely a blurb would be written about it.  

She was definitely projecting onto you.  Good thing you got out.  His kid, his problem, not yours.

It isn’t necessarily addiction , either. I was gas-lighted by a girl with a kid (not mine) into staying in that toxic relationship far longer than I wanted to. Every time I tried to walk away it was “ I knew you weren’t strong enough or thick skinned enough to handle the situation (the kids dad was actively trying to…

Standing in front of the opened fridge. Follow by a blast of aerosol whipped cream.

I don’t know what to tell you man. Sometimes you have a bag of meat and you just want to eat it.

You are a better man than me if you’ve never just eaten cold cuts straight from the bag.