Your trucks are at the impound lot, FYI.

I believe the couple you’re referring to are from Missouri?  Regardless yeah, fuck Wisconsin and particularly fuck that “judge”.  

Enough about your hooker stories.

And I don’t wanna know!

This sounds like something someone who killed someone yesterday would say.

Life is short.

That’s not a Colonial house.

OK, I stopped reading at the first sign - since when is a routine maintenance item (timing belt - they are designed to be replaced on a regular basis) considered a “major problem”?

They’re called LGBTQ now. Not homophones. Get it right.

ATL better build a contingincy plan for Buckhead seceding. And it should include fast laws requiring the completely surrounded Buckhead to build all its own infrastructure with immediate cutoff from all ATL power, water, waste removal, etc. Which millionaire is gonna lose his McMansion under eminent domain for a new…

Strolled away

My glib, but slightly serious answer to this is: a metal tin of Danish butter cookies. If you’re stuck they’re practically pure fat and sugar and they’ll definitely keep all winter. Then when the snows are gone you can crack open this final tin of the holiday faves... of course a full emergency kit is great too. But…

I’m honestly surprised it took them a full 4 hours to leave the scene, get back to the station, change back into their uniforms and drive back to the house they just shot at.

Seconded, minus the Bluetooth. Give me a cable, please. And a phone with an auxiliary outlet.

Apples and Oranges

$2-3k gets you the parts of a 2 post lift. You then have to either have a thick and flat enough floor to handle it or you have to cut out a section of the current floor and install flat concrete footings. 5"-6" of 3000 PSI concrete cures in 2-4 weeks. Nearly all home garages have a slope and are not…

Thank you Torch for this wonderful trivia that I can annoy my spouse and kids with. 

I’d take the bent deflecting tube, but I would like everyone else to have the spearhead; because I want everyone else to have the incentive not to slam into me.

man, i feel absolutely ancient looking at the list of cookies. i only recognize five of them from what i used to sell as a scout back in the day; what are all these newfangled varieties? where are my chalet cremes, or my golden nut clusters? oh who am i kidding, i’ll probably order a box of each new flavor because i…

LOL @ “proprietary spice blend.” I’m pretty sure it’s a proprietary dye blend.