Second-best, yes.  Second-best, trailing first by a light year, also yes.

I don’t want it, but if I needed an $1800 car, this is probably a good one.

You’re looking at his all wrong. This means Boeing has more money to pay out bigger wrongful death settlements.

If Tampa Bay were an ocean, they’d have called it “Tampa Ocean.”

Came here to say this.  Plain as the nose on my face.  

What do you mean? The owner’s name is Steven R. Gotcha. He’s of Hungarian descent.

I want to see a fight to the death.

I hope there isn’t any in my 401K, but there probably is.

I’ve done that more than once. Had to run a few stop signs last time, but I was on my motorcycle...

I have always loved the GB500, though I’m probably too tall and fat to really enjoy riding one. I’m sorry nobody bought these when new. I appreciate the modifications on this one and I believe they add value if you intend to ride it. Maybe the price is in line, but I had to vote ND. I could buy two very good VFR750s…

Due to my job, I’ve probably been sprayed with more soda than the average person. I don’t fly on SWA often, but I did earlier this year. IIRC they serve the soda over ice, so the cans are probably intended to start at room-ish temperature. The flight attendants’ injuries might involve getting sprayed in the eye. I…

We need to allow adaptive driving beam headlights

Nowhere in the BaT listing is the transmission described as “aftermarket.” Technically it was installed “after” the “market”-ing of the car, but the ad says it is an A-555 trans, which a quick Google tells me is the trans installed by the factory in 1989 turbo minivans.

I was once a Florida Man, and when an out-of-state utility truck helping to prepare for an incoming hurricane bent a wheel and flattened a tire on my block, I fixed the fucking thing!

I spray my GTI’s calipers with wheel cleaner when I wash the car, and scrub them whenever I have my wheels off, but my exhaust tips have 84K miles of soot on them. The exhaust on my 12V Cummins Dodge was cleaner, though my GTI doesn’t have soot on the bumper like the Dodge.

If this is the kind of car you want, this is the one to get.  

Can you replace the fuel pump (if it’s ever needed) in that Subaru for less than the price of the car? Though maybe that problem effects many other modern cars, certain Subarus are the only ones I know about.

I hate the way the word “families” is used these days. “Families” got their car repossessed. Keeping “families” safe. Etc, sorry I can’t think of more examples right now. What about single people with no children. Aren’t they worth keeping safe and defending from fraud?

This is an improvement.  I hope they all look like this soon.

But if the cars are bad enough to risk reputational damage (or is it just lost profit to BMW because these cars would compete in the market with un-salvaged ones??), who’s going to examine all the parts to make sure they’re OK?  Or to prevent the cars being sold as parts via removing one wheel center cap, selling…