Anyhow, sometimes your sex drive fluctuates.

I'm a guy and agree with her.

Or maybe he eventually showed himself as being the type of prick that sends spreadsheets about sex to his partner's work address. That's some passive aggressive bullshit right there. Can't blame her for not wanting to fuck him.

Doubtful. The cheating partner tends to feel guilty and try to up the amount of sex in their primary relationship. It is more likely that he's fucking someone else in this scenario.

Donald Trump has announced plans to build a lot of things in the last decade, too. Most of them were never actually built. I'm sure he had fancy videos and even architectural models, too.

I always wondered what happened to Romney's binders full of women. Now I know.

The rest of it? Is fine. If people want to sit and relax and take longer and engage with their meal in a different way, then that's not some sign of the continuing decay of society.

I'll stick to threesomes for sex and only giving my love to one of those other two.

I could have told him as much without looking at 60,000 medical records.

The rule should be (and it is in many states) that owners do not have to disclose knowledge of any such activities unless requested by the buyer.

"there's this doc on murder you need to see before you do anything else" (my friends speak only in Upworthy headlines)

They do if they want to land at most airports.

People say I am smart because of my business acumen.

I've had a pair like that for quite some time... and they're a bitch to lie down with.

The backgrounds perfectly demonstrates that there are like two actual rich kids in the bunch.

4,000 miles away? Thankfully you're not in the US then and do not have to worry about it.

That's when it got weird: "The insurer turned up a few unexpected correlations: Mail-order shoppers and Internet users, for example, were likelier than some other members to use more emergency services."

There is nothing better in this world than a bacon wrapped filet mignon that is pink inside.

DuPont is still gay? Thought it is Yuppieville?

Exactly. The company tried to do right when their employee fucked up. Leave them be. Only go after them if they didn't try to right the wrong.