Definition: Starfishing.

It is almost like Jezebel is completely immune to sarcasm.

True. People that are in need of something such as methadone should be going to a pain management doctor, where such a thing would not be as heavily scrutinized since it is their specialty. I am also of the belief that far too many PCPs are prescribing addictive (physically and mentally) drugs without properly…

You of all people should know that methadone is a dirt cheap and extremely potent pain medication. There is a stigma to methadone for sure, but it's $30/mo. instead of $450/mo. for duragesic patches.

That's what we did. Pre-paid has finally become competitive with post paid when it comes to devices supported and allowances (unlimited everything on a good network).

I recently did the math and dropping our Verizon Wireless contract in exchange for unlimited everything non-contracted T-Mobile coverage would save so much money each year that it would still be cheaper the first year with the early termination fees and having to buy new devices with cash.

That would be fitting since the building already resembles a very long and thin penis.

I see what you did there and I like it! A lot.

How the f could these people, who are supposedly so smart, not know that IP addresses reveal who you are? Proxies people, proxies!

Gawker, while amazing, isn't always the greatest when it comes to facts. He could have very well been estranged.

The NYPD is cozy with the CIA and I'm sure they have a few friends at NSA. This guy had a conversation online with a friend somewhere and I am sure they can get the transcripts if they cannot find anything else to make it stick.

It is amazing how many close calls he had while doing that. At one light I saw pedestrians crossing at the following light and was thinking how lucky he (and they) were. I know that people get kicks out of driving fast... but the island of Manhattan is not the place to do it.

Kris has been allegedly divorcing Bruce since two seasons ago on Keeping Up. Oh, that's right, she was never really going to cheat on her husband, they just made it look that way for three weeks.

I hate weak apologies that start with:

As a gay person, I am thankful there were people like that to take a public stand against the hate. They delayed their own marriage for people like me. I am more than happy to let this day be their day as well. They were some of the many influential people that helped to shift the conversation and had a part in where…

I bet you are a ton of fun at a party!