If he really wants to get the troops fired up Mattis should show them “Davy Crockett at the Alamo.”

“A home weight training system that uses electromagnets.”

Saying the next couple of years will be difficult is putting it mildly.

The single ironclad principle with the GOP leadership is to make the rich richer and the poor poorer, the tax bill accomplished both those things in spectacular fashion.

Was that Gary Barnett?

Jeez you two, get a fucking room. 

There’s the rub.............

I wouldn’t hold my breath.

Yep, 2020 is going to be a shitshow of Everest like proportions.

Well you don’t necessarily get to play them both every year.

Kellyanne Conway

Probably under the shirt/pants but over the bra/panties would be my best guess.

I really do wonder what Trump is doing for sex.

Mozzarella on cheese fries? What the fuck? It’s like we’re living in Ethiopia or some other shithole country. 

Damn that’s shrewd.

And, in a surprise swerve that no one saw coming, he promotes Omarosa to be his new WHCOS, and she hits Kelly, WWE style, with a steel chair and reveals that she and Trump have reformed the nWo as Scott Hall, Kevin Nash and Hollywood Hulk Hogan suddenly appear in the Oval Office. 

Hmmmmm, interesting. Tell me more about these dick holding positions you speak of. 

At least WV doesn’t totally fucking sucking in football.

I’d rather have what the Big 12 did as opposed to when the Big 10 that added two completely out of place schools, with absolutely shitty football teams, to the conference because they wanted to “expand” into the NYC and DC markets.

Until there are hundreds of millions of dollars of unused athletic facilities that sit and rot after the games leave town.