To be fair, Alabamans don’t have much experience with electronic voting machines because they’ve only had electricity in their state since 2014.

“The high levels of humidity are because of how much wetness is in the air in terms of water.”

I have to disagree. At least Bush could pretend to be simple and rustic. Trump lives in a place like this that is so gaudy and ostentatious that even Liberace would have been embarrassed:

“The two of them seem to spend as little time together in Texas as possible.”

There is a perfectly valid reason for not having vote by mail. Having this option makes it easier for the poor, disenfranchised and minorities to vote, which in turn makes it less likely Republicans will get elected...........Duh.

Christ, we’re at the point where the military is being the voice of reason and humanity and is telling the White House that they need to tone it down with their violent rhetoric towards migrants.

Scott Walker is a total piece of trash and the fact that Wisconsin is seriously considering giving him a 3rd term, after everything he’s done to fuck over the state, speaks volumes about the mentality of the population. 

“Rick Snyder (who should be in jail, by the way)”

After I saw the story yesterday about Trump expressing his enthusiasm, again, for how hot Ivanka is, I found myself thinking that, just a few years ago, I would have believed it impossible for someone who so openly expresses his lustful feelings for his daughter to ever become President. I mean, even the GOP has to…

I won’t watch it because there’s a 50/50 chance I would be out 800 bucks from rage throwing my iPhone against the wall.

If the Mueller investigation is somehow able to take down Hannity as a part of the Russia investigation, I will experience such an orgasmic high that it would make having sex with a supermodel seem downright disappointing.

I’m surprised that after he was invited on stage Hannity didn’t start just squealing “You like me! You really like me!”

I wouldn’t be the least bit sad if he pulled off another trick that happened to George Wallace. 

I’m believing more and more every day that, when aliens are able to piece together why humans went extinct, the day Twitter was launched will be identified as a seminal moment in our destruction. 

Sadly I played a role I think when I dared to tell Libby that maybe her “Can you believe some Democrats still take money from big corporate donors” revelation 4 days before the elections really wasn’t the hottest of taeks.

I watched a few interviews of him with David Letterman on the old Late Night show and he was very polished and intelligent and even a little funny in a self deprecating way.

I’ve been pretty fucking cranky since November 2016 regardless of what time standard it is. 

I really wish these two would just get a room already.

It’s time to do away with this standard/daylight savings time crap and go right to metric time.

“Not even close, amateur.”