Forgot one:

What mileage? 2-3?

Every single one of you who says they wouldn’t take any of these for free is either a liar or a massive sack of douche with a giant ego problem. A free car is a free car, and I can think of an entertaining use for every single car on this list.

It's a Jeep Thing You Wooden Understand.

I would also have the contractor build the garage CLOSER TO THE HOUSE.

More like justification for having rich and well-connected parents.

And someone who knows better than building on the side of a hill subject to erosion.

When I see this poster, the only thing I thought was “When I grow up, I’m going to hire a better contractor who can build a garage deep enough to fit my cars in”

I had this poster on my wall growing up. I feel like I need a t-shirt that says “I went to college for a higher education, but all I got was this lousy Hyundai.”

Front doors slide forward!!!!

And a hayabusa swap.

I think we now also have the ultimate test of masculinity: swagger up to cars & coffee in one of these, in pink, with suitably polite, super high pitched Japanese public announcement woman warnings on a loop.

You could even then write a book “My Year in an Alpina” because after a year that $15k is spent and you’re never getting that back.

True, but at least you get to drive it for one year. You’ll only lose the 15K you put into it.

Then you have to come up with another 15K next year for repairs and maintenance.

1991 BMW Alpina B12, $15K USD for the car, $15K USD for repairs and maintenance.

I’ve given the most realistic advice that exists. Now, if you want unrealistic advice, feel free to debate what V12 car he should get.