Huh.

aka: That time you got the munchies and ate half your body weight in meat and now you’re shitting out a giant snake into the toilet.

I guess Gran Turismo has lost its relevance.

I’m here from Kotaku and I think that guy’s a shitbag. I also think you’re not so great for automatically thinking everyone from Kotaku has high pitched whiny voices. Mine is normal!

If there’s a more obnoxious way to say what you’re saying, I have yet to see it.

I don’t sleep. I am a productive person that makes money and pays taxes so that you can have your Obamaphone.

Playoffs are exciting because they’re an elimination tournament. The EPL has an elimination tournament: It’s called the FA Cup, it features like 700 teams from every level of soccer in the UK, and winning this tournament is a separate achievement from winning the league.

True round robin. You play every team twice. Best record at the end of the season wins. They do have a tournament seperate from actual league games that awards it’s own trophy.

Why is it better to have a tournament that could reduce a season’s worth of hard work into a result that could as capriciously decided as bad officiating, an injured player, or simply being matched up against a team that just happens to play better on a few days rather than showing their worth throughout the entire…

There is a playoff system: the Champions League.

It’s really the best way to crown a champion. The team that was the best thoughout the season won the title...not the team that got “hot” at the end of the season.

... so we won’t have to worry about you booing the film while the rest of us enjoy the theatrical release. Thanks! - >15yrs / totally social / not much of a gamer

They're Jezebel bloggers now.

yeah, fuck people trying to enjoy themselves

I’m no wrestling fan, but how bout you list for us all the things you enjoy?

Nope, just the usual stop at your mom’s house then on to the main event.

You are incorrect.

It’s a shame they didn’t have those field mics that give you crystal clear audio of the action. Then we might have finally known if Prince knew what he was talking about.

Why is it so necessary to keep referencing that this is in Calipari’s self-interest? Like, do all of his actions have to come from a place of self-sacrificing altruism or we have to criticize him? As has been pointed out here, he offers the best, most honest deal within a broken system. The fact that it also happens…