“It’s also worth pointing out that the demo only offered the man’s perspective, so I hope the final library is less gender normative.”

My mom says I’m a catch.

it’s

He needs to learn useful life lessons like leaving 13 mil on the table because daddy got his feelings hurt

Well... at least she isn’t one of those I-don’t-understand-how-life-works commercial people?

When Bennett runs the wrong route and Brady’s pass gets intercepted, will it still be Cutler’s fault?

I fucking hate how much I like this.

Lacking any other evidence outside of he said/she said, it absolutely is, whether you care to believe it is or not.

No, it’s from a woman who had a sex tape leaked without her initial consent and decided to say “fuck y’all, Ima make my paper on this” and has since become her own product. Is it one I want to buy? Not really. But I don’t condemn her for unapologetically playing the misogynistic system men and women both participate…

TIL that some people take “spider bites” to mean anything other than an actual bite from an actual spider, but as a generic term for unexplained skin breaks.

It was an accident. Tevez was trying to jump over the GK, but forgot that he’s now 280 pounds and has an 8 inch vertical.

I’m not a pilot either. However, it appears as if the real culprit of the hard impact is gravity. If the earth had less mass the impact wouldn’t have been as severe.

In what world do my cats hate me? One can tell what people I don’t like and then hisses at them. They both know my emotions and alter their behavior to make me feel better. My dogs only mission in life seems to be to ruin every moment of spontaneous sexual tension my wife and I share or be jealous to the attention we…

I see. Well, gotta keep things simple when you’ve got all that ax-grinding to do.

tl;dr:

I’ve printed and framed this comment, because it is the worst joke ever told.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

outrageously misleading - he didn’t ask about the federal budget deficit but about the national debt. the federal budget deficit is completely different from the national debt.

So we’ve been doing less badly but the national debt is still growing every year

He didn’t say the deficit, he said national debt. Two entirely different things.