This is a miserable attempt at a joke.

Well, they certainly weren’t going to demote him to the youth squad.

Agreed. Looks like a carnival replica of a diseased female reproductive system.

It could be worse. I was coached properly and just sucked.

You know I’ve always wondered when DE’s or blitzing LB’s are in Miller’s position, bearing down on the QB unblocked, why don’t they just take the ball away instead of going for the hit? At least Von Miller listened to me!

Opened up his eager arm. He's Mr. Whiteside.

Good idea. Let us focus on the culpability of the valet.

Oh man. You almost get it.

The goal is unreal. The pass is nothing special - a lofted prayer into space to a man in unreal form that outran two defenders? That shit ain’t visionary, it’s lucky.

I love a good beer as much as the next guy but if you can’t wait to get home or even leave the parking lot then you probably have a problem.

Have you considered the possibility that your joke sucked?

2003: BLAZERS HIT REEFER HARD

These short debates are the stupidest. Stop doing them.

Then again, a guy on a 6 week bender pissing aimlessly in the snow would put together something more readable & relevant than anything a greg howard could ever write.............

I don’t know a single person who likes Macklemore because he’s “clean”

By definition, he’s not. He’s had multiple Top 20 hits, including two number ones. I’m not a huge fan, but let’s be real.

So he should either stop making music/money, or start performing in a way that is better than the way that made him ultra-successful?

Wrong. If you own said place and keep it open you are a garbage person. If I give said garbage person money for the service they provide (and tip well, of course) then it’s not on me they didn’t have the common sense to close the doors.

No, it seems like they are a hungry person. If you are a delivery driver and you neglected to outfit your vehicle for winter weather like a responsible person it is your fault. Delivery is meant to be a convenience, and taking advantage of it makes you nothing more than a consumer.