Even if you don’t think you care now, your thirties will be peppered with sober reflections on just how stupid you were in your twenties; with realizations that if you’d only realized how Things Actually Work, you could’ve really set yourself up better.
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And the phrase “National Literacy Month” obviously makes you shake uncontrollably.
Smoked 1,500 pounds in last 15 minutes. I can feel the overdose.
Civilized or emotionally fragile? Cuz it seems like you are on the cusp of a nervous breakdown because of a stupid comment
Patriots fandom is a filthy rich friend who takes you to the Bahamas but tries to roofie every girl you know.
If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.
Bold statement.
Oh boy, more of this!
“Last time I checked I was number one on Forbes list.”
As you should. It ain’t free and only the lucky can get it at it!
Definitely referring to my dick as “cash and prizes” from now on.
“Let’s take a rookie to get a makeover” is not journalism. Fuck you, pay him.
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Not because I hate animals or nature, but because I love them.
Mediocre? MEDIOCRE?
Mediocre? You. You’re fuckin’ out! Kenny should be one of the floating heads on the main page.
This. You don’t “find yourself” being a piece of human garbage. It’s a conscious choice. He chose it. He’s not a victim of circumstance, and no external power kept him from doing the only moral thing: asking his wife for an open marriage and failing that, exiting his marriage.
I do like that anyone who objects to infidelity was preemptively called a “hater,” though. Stay classy, Tracy.
I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.
#NotAllHighWhitePeopleWithMoney ^_^
Never is the short answer. Never ever ever is the long answer.