Nah. If you say something dumb about a celebrity on their social media profile, that’s just the risk you take. I’m not about to start feeling sympathy for some troll. And what you think is a BB gun may feel a lot different to someone else - especially if, to continue to analogy, it’s one of millions of BB guns. It’s…

Yeah, I get that. But at the same time this anonymous horribleness is fucking ridiculous. I can understand why she did it. The shit I see under celebrity Instagram pictures on a daily basis is so so fucked up and this is by people who aren’t even anonymous!

Wagner, the dude who hit this shot, also led off the third inning with an inside-the-park home run, and led Pennsylvania to a four-inning blowout of Missouri. But I bet young Mekhi had more fun.

He said “This is what youth sports are about. Fuck winning. It’s all about hanging with your buddies and having a laugh...”

I mean, I think it’s great that this kid isn’t broken up over giving up a moonshot or getting blown out.

Bubba needs to rock it out at recess. :)

When Bubba graduates do you think I could hire him as my assistant? There's lots of stuff of my desk for him to knock over

Moreover, if you not only think mock drafts are a waste of time but also think that trying to mess up other people's mock drafts is a good use of your time, you're an idiot.

Amen. Can’t wait for the next article where Stefan talks loudly in movies (but only ones that have been identified as ‘bad’ or ‘low brow’ by his Williamsburg bar brahs before hand)!

If there’s a group that deserves to be mocked it’s definitely those people who genuinely care about something.

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

You should have reminded her before her second anniversary that brides have a year to write thank you notes for gifts given so if she wrote one ASAP she’d still be within the acceptable time period. Because that amount of awful requires some next-level snark in return.

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

This *gets* to me big time.

The agreement that I had with DH is that he would write the thank you notes for ‘his’ guests, and I would write the one for mine. I wasn’t going to have all that fall onto me. And he agreed.

I wrote all of my thank you notes basically day 1. DH didn’t write any.

My MIL started to get…

Dude, you even called out Sbecktell for disagreeing with you, and sarcasm was clearly detectable there, unlike your original comment. Quit backpedalling bro, or at least admit you’re inconsistent in conveying sarcasm properly.

No.

Every star player the Eagles released was released over money.

“The thing with Chip is he just doesn’t see you as a person. He sees you as a commodity.”

I imagine you saying that in Comic Book Guy voice.

This is highly reminiscent of a FB message I received recently: