Have you ever actually smelled a “vanilla tobacco” fragrance? My wife bought a candle and I thought the same thing you did. I was dead wrong. It smells nothing like the tobacco you and I were thinking of and a whole lot like something fantastic.

OH NO AN ATHLETE GOT EMOTIONAL WHERE ARE MY PEARLS THEY NEED A CLUTCHING.

The only thing as annoying as articles about millennials are articles defending millennials from articles about millennials.

The insane amount of people wanting to see this movie based on the central concept already established in the comic book would seem to prove you wrong.

Thanks PFTC!

Yeah dude, athletes who train for four years for two weeks of relevancy and minimal pay are going to “walk away” because their accommodations aren’t great. You’re a fucking moron if you can’t figure this out.

As a current manboob holder, Brock Lesnar had manboobs that were clearly removed. Mine are from being fat. His? Well, you decide.

Truly one of the great “Who the fuck cares” moments of our lifetime.

You actively root against the US because a US based company presents US athletes in a favorable light?

He’s 100% right. I don’t give a fuck what his or your opinions are on politics. And please spare us the “everything is politics” nonsense. Your bullet points are the definition of a stretch.

wait what? THAT is what you took away from this? He legitimately shit on every single one of his teammates.

Be honest Billy. Has there ever been one single thing you’ve put an ounce of effort into in your entire life?

Literally 99% of people on planet Earth have no idea who this guy is.

Oh you decided to watch a game?

lol seriously? God this place is a fucking joke.

You want to make sure you can defend yourself? As in physically?

Can’t wait for SBNation’s 10,000 word expose on why this is yet another example of athletes and their misogynistic behavior.

GREAT POINT HADN’T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT THANKS MAN

“I, like most sane sports fans, only sort of half-watched the U.S.-Ecuador”

Arod? Derek Jeter? Is this 2005?