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Ayesha has become absolutely insufferable.

What fantasy land do you live in? Because here, in reality, that's categorically false.

This isn’t even remotely close to being true. US GDP is 1.7 times China’s. A 1 second Google search refutes this.

No more or less than any other professional sport where players make millions and are treated like gods.

Why do you guys insist on calling the show by the wrong name?

Then you’ve never actually gone on Barstool. What a dumb thing to say. But hey, I guess you got internet stars.

“Barstool Sports subreddit, which I swear to you is real and the worst place on the internet”

Nope. Just you.

This was a great sketch. Barry O needs to tone down the mic drop though, it loses its luster when he does it 80% of the time.

Yeah it was probably a super secret that they were switching on pick and rolls. I bet the Warriors had no idea.

Or the intricacies of playing defense is wildly under appreciated and every Tom, Dick and Harry who has played youth soccer and watched a few EPL games (us) has an opinion on everything, even when we probably don’t know what we’re talking about, especially in the context of a gameplan we weren’t privy to.

Sorry what? Hustling back to help out on defense and having a clue what you’re supposed to do once you’re there are two vastly different things. He consistently marked the wrong man the entire night and left Yedlin to run back and forth covering two different positions.

He/she is absolutely right though.

This is mind bogglingly stupid. I can’t believe a credentialed NYT reporter would ask something so insanely dumb.

She directed the second one.

Thank god. Pitch Perfect 2 was an absolute disaster compared to the original. I absolutely adore Elizabeth Banks, but her directing of the second film was an abomination.

OH SHIT YOU PURPOSELY SAID LEBRON’S NAME WRONG. COMMENT OF THE CENTURY.

Fascinating interpretation of Lue’s comment. It seems pretty clear that Lue is saying that the Warriors small lineup is faster and longer than his small lineup. Unless you were expecting Lue to gameplan by snapping his fingers to make his team faster and longer, how the fuck do you arrive at this conclusion, let alone

...he’s not dead.

“bad basketball player Matthew Dellavedova”