It is.

Though I do disagree that Halo and CounterStrike boil down to twitch reflexes, I 100% agree that Overwatch is a transformative FPS. I picked it up on release date and have been unable to put it down. It’s a beautiful meld of MOBA and FPS, two of my favorite game genres. Great article.

Uh yeah I think you’re in the minority on that one.

This generation is fascinating.

Yeah, fuck those people who are in serious danger because her company lied about the efficacy of the blood tests they were running.

She has crazy person eyes. The first time I saw her I knew there was something up with her.

Because they are 16 years old?

His sprint out to the mound is fucking amazing.

Did you steal that too? But sure, keep complaining about changes to a show that you provide precisely zero revenue towards. They should definitely listen to your input.

Because believing in imaginary friends doesn’t help anyone.

Because God didn’t protect her child. Some dude with a gun protected her child. Or did God purposely make the boy go over the barrier into the gorilla enclosure as some weird test that he seems to employ far too often?

“God protected my child because I was too lazy to parent”

Thank god you’re not going to steal something. Do you always let the world know when you won’t do something you’re not supposed to?

Look, I get why they used to do it, but now that literally everything is digital, how can they not track exactly who watches what at all times? How is Nielsen still relevant? Or is there something I’m missing?

No, fuck that. You texting and wasting 2 seconds inconveniences every single person behind you.

When JLD on Veep said “haha I sure love those domestic violence jokes” I almost died.

So when do the Billy Donovan mea culpas start? Or is this another instance of coach gets all the blame but none of the credit?

Sure, if they decide to pay people the same wages. Footballers across the world would come here in droves for the chance to live an American lifestyle and remain relatively anonymous in the grand scheme of things. The only problem is they make 1/10th of what they make elsewhere.

I don’t understand why they wouldn’t at least throw Giovinco an invite. Hell, they called in Fabio Borini who was a step above dreadful for Sunderland all season.

Anyone arguing that this wasn’t wildly intentional is out of their fucking minds, no matter how many times he’s leg kicked before.