Thank God you’re bringing Facebook arguments outside of Facebook.

This is old man yelling at clouds (though I am only 32) but doesn’t anyone just enjoy things in the moment anymore? The insta recording of everything possible is crazy to me.

I wish they’d put a “Total Calories” line item or something like that. My brain forgets how math works when I’m weighing whether or not I should eat the whole package.

Staring into this take is like staring into the Sun.

We simply MUST do something about that abortion of a dress.

His Roast of James Franco routine was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

There is literally no instance in which the choice would be “get rid of cat or declaw it”. Trim your fucking cats nails.

If you declaw a cat you should kill yourself.

I kind of assumed I’d hate each and every one of you if I saw you walking down the street and boy was I right.

Maybe the most important story of 2016. Kudos.

Because one has leverage and the other doesn’t.

What are they supposed to do aside from repeatedly tell you to get your shit ready? TSA is one of the worst organizations in existence but let’s be real here.

I had no idea Gizmodo had so many train conductors with train conducting experience who know how to conduct a train in this scenario.

Sorry, your conjecture is that Dr. Luke’s lawyers intent is to silence all sexual assault victims forever and not just win this particular case? You very well may be right, that just seems like a massive extrapolation.

Herpes?

...the “financial freedom”? How much, exactly are you spending on your cats?

How retailers aren’t seeing the (far too slowly) closing wage gap and penchant for material consumption and pivoting their entire marketing/production strategies towards women of all shapes and sizes is beyond me. When my wife told me places charge between $50 and $75 TO BLOW DRY HAIR I almost killed one of my cats…

I’m sorry, what? $195,000 for personal trainers?

I wish I had a picture of it, but by far the most absurd part of that whole shebang was the owners walking around holding the trophy while some guy held a gold framed portrait of the King of Thailand over his head. Amazing.

OH GREAT ARBITER OF WHAT’S IMPORTANT AND NOT IMPORTANT TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD, ENLIGHTEN US WITH YOUR WISDOM, ESPECIALLY ON A NOMINALLY SPORTS WEBSITE THAT REPORTS ON THINGS THAT HAS PRECISELY NO IMPACT ON YOUR DAILY LIFE.