It always fascinates me that we listen to people whose contribution to society is good genes as if they know anything.

It’s not even remotely at all like Cam Newton celebrating a touchdown.

...what? You think fans won’t go to games and cheer because they can’t storm the court after an ok win?

He’s 100% correct. I’m all for college kids being college kids, but storming the court for any random win is absurd.

My lord. I would do anything to be able to wear dresses to work. Just thinking of the airflow makes me happy.

What makes you so certain that we’re going to win this particular election? After every stop of the Republican primaries I get more and more scared that Trump might actually win this thing. There are a LOT of people who never identified as R or D that are coming out of the woodwork to vote for the guy, especially…

SBNation was, is, and always will be an absolute joke of a journalism outlet. The fact they even tried this longform crap is hilarious.

So wait, you’re telling me that a company that is basically nothing more than a group people of people pulled off the street who are willing to write about a subject they are interested in doesn’t know how to handle themselves when it comes to serious journalism?

If Alpha ever dies (he will not goddamnit) I’m going to be an absolute fucking wreck.

Massages don’t fix structural issues. They give temporary relief. As someone who’s been worked on by multiple PT’s, massage therapists, chiropractors, and orthopedists, it seems like you’d know that, or else you wouldn’t have gone to the PT’s, chiropractors and orthopedists.

This is like drinking alcohol to mask pain. Horrible advice.

I’d be a bit salty if I was constantly asked questions about people I didn’t like playing for a team I didn’t like who also happens to not be the team I’m playing in the game that is the reason for the press conference.

I thought it might be a Maine Coon until I saw it was in Norway, then figured it was a Norwegian Forest Cat. I ask my wife all the time if I can turn our 3 MC’s into Sled Dog Cats but she says no. I’m going to have to show her this video.

What in the everlasting fuck are you talking about?

Yep, that was the important part of his paragraph and definitely the thing you should be most focused on. Good call!

If I had a .gif of a baby plugging its ears and stomping while throwing a temper tantrum I would, but I don’t, so imagine that’s what this is.

soooo basically, “If what you’re going to have me read doesn’t 100% align with my predetermined beliefs, I don’t want to see it”.

Are you as immature as you were in college?

there are going to be people along the way that will try to undercut your success or take credit for your accomplishments or your fame,

Right. Jindal obviously played a role in it, but it’s the soundbite/Twitter level discourse that annoys me. Instead of taking the time to write (literally) one extra sentence that explains the situation, it’s the “PERSON IN THE OPPOSITE PARTY OF THE ONE I VOTE FOR FUCKED UP AGAIN” route that gets so tiring.