Are you surprised he has the ball to do it?

At this point isn’t it a safe bet that all cyclists cheat constantly?

Someone called him “the bloated washed up corpse of Robert Redford” and now I can’t unsee it.

Say what you will about Steve Bannon, but the beauty of his soul is only matched by his physical appearance.

Worst things about white nationalists:

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Wow so again Polansky gets to walk away a victor shortly after going up 15-love.

“Hope” not “expect” or “predict.”

Whatever else can be said about his qualities, he is an absolutely unparalleled snake-oil salesman.

Guys, I’m beginning to think Doc didn’t go to medical school.

i thought i had seen burns before but now i realize that i had never truly seen one until now.

So.... Vote for the republican billionaire?? Bc he’ll work to bridge that gap most definitely?? And liberals need to work to relate to this line of thinking? I like u, but u can miss me entirely with that.

They were tarred as dumb racist idiots who were voting against their interests when they voiced their displeasure.

What is the unemployment rate in those states? I’ll give you a fucking hint, it’s way better than when Obama first won.

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

“But... but, muh feelings!”

Sarah Palin is a woman, and so is Hillary Clinton.

I’m sure they’ll declare it over and over again on message boards far and wide. And then they won’t do anything in the real world.

Can you please re-tweet all your death threats, Drew?