let’s give this guy some slack, he clearly just woke from a coma and missed the first 15 months of the trump presidency.

We could power thousands of homes with a take this nuclear.

$1000 bucks for a commercial, gotta hand it to these guys, they know how to reel in the suckers.

Toronto? Unequivocally yes. Seattle? Who knows.

0.09 moochspans

Lol this guy wrote political honesty without irony.

Um, except they didn’t get any rain, so?

IIRC he was tied for PPG for the playoffs, plus Game 6 = Conn Smythe.

How the hell is that first goal cheap? A nice passing play with a sweet finish? You know Guentzel is going to be a really good player because he looked right at Crosby but ended up finding Rust who was in much better position to score.

“Man, that Pegula guy basically gave me a blank check, if you think about it, it’s basically his fault.”

Everyone makes the trade out to be larcenous but you build contenders through C and D, W just don’t impact the playoff game enough, ask Ovi.

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

Yeah, pretty much. It really is the end of the world to have a shitty haircut for 6 weeks when you’re 14.

When I was in high school, hazing consisted of getting the freshmen to shave their head at the first pasta party. If a kid was a real prima Donna we let him not do it and just silently hated him for the rest of the season.

If you think those guys were jerking it in the midst of days of sheer panic, I can only assume you’re 13 or a similar age where your body has much more control than your mind.

Let’s be fair. It’s not 1/2 it’s more like 1/2.5.

Fuck off.

Let’s not kid ourselves, it’s the oldest tactic in the book.

I really wanted to like this. It was a decent attempt at an obvious joke, bur something about it was too, I don’t know, rapey?

This is good kinja.