Oh, good! So I can assume my check is in the mail?

Exibit 43,312 that people who wear camo baseball hats are assholes.

I bet the protester’s head exploded when he was able to unironically say, “Thanks Obama!”

With all the Trump coverage, I forgot how cool it is to have an adult president.

Conservatism: Pushing back against objective reality since St Ronald of Reagan descended from capitalist heaven in the year of our lord, nineteen hundred and eighty.

Oh great, the SJWs are saying we can’t strangle babies now?

If the baby was white his numbers might go down. Unless he said it was Jewish. Then his supporters would be too busy jacking off to vote.

Trump can strangle all the babies he wants, they draw the orange line at ripping them out of the womb!

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

At this point you’d have to have footage of him strangling a baby for it to matter.

Was the shit spread out on the bread, or was it an unbroken log? If it’s an unbroken log, then why even go with the 2 pieces of bread instead of a bun? Madness. You wouldn’t eat a hot dog that way.

Hell yeah. I’ve been waiting for some “YEAH JEETS”-esque stories about these shit buckets.

Are Harvard student known to be stupid?

On the one hand it’s a frivolous story; on the other hand, reporters making assertions on which they base confident explanations of how things work without having looked into them or knowing what they’re talking about is both inherently bad and probably part of why we have a racist pro-wrestling heel with a non-zero…

Only sport that his hands allow him to play.

This is Yale’s greatest chance to best Harvard in years!

“(T)he descriptions of our bodies, the numbers we were each assigned, and the comparison to each other and recruits in classes before us...”

We’ve reached a point where I have no idea if this is sarcasm.

You’re not a fan of the Old Duarte Bastard?