“I looked around the room and everyone had their heads down. And I said no.”

+1 tongue in cheeks.

I want you to go to bed tonight thinking about this guy, and how pretty he is, and how good he is, because all these backs are the same. They’re all pretty, and they’re all special...
it was mostly tongue in cheek... The only point was that Zeke hasn’t been popped yet

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ITS A MILE HIGH

Drunk Lives Matter

“The proposal looks fairly good, Mr. Hansen, but why only 8,000 tents for the homeless during the off-season?”

To be fair, though, you and your family pretty much suck.

As a former team manager I want to remind you that this was pre-internet. Nowadays when the coach wants a manager to paper a player’s locker with pictures of different vaginas they just Google “vaginas.” Bam! Takes 20 minutes tops.

so, “is a cubs fan”

Oh for fuck’s sake hab-knob.

Remind me, how many Canadian teams made the NHL playoffs last season?

Here in America we call all Stanley Cup champ teams since 1994 not from Canada :p

There’s always one.

Well it does result in hilarious overreactions like yours.

Well, I’m okay with making fun of a “faith” based on a book that isn’t factual and was composed over a number of years that people use to selectively impose their views upon innocent others...

lighten up dummy

I saw that joke coming and still immensely enjoyed someone opening the door and letting you walk through it.

“I bet that’s not real blood.”

No, I mean literally. Props to Bauer are what got him in this mess.

I wholeheartedly reject this idea. The GOP has done nothing to warrant being treated by anything less than children. They’ve fucked this country up since 2001 and have brought it damn near to a standstill since 2009. They get nothing. They don’t get points for losing their campaigns and standing by this clown for so…