“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

You can do better Mr. Fist

Sure, but Clinton’s campaign manager criticized the Catholic Church in 2011. So I’m still weighing my options.

Where’s the physical evidence? I can’t even eat Cheetos without being covered in dust, never mind being groped by one...

It works great for Army! 15 straight BCS titles and counting.

They have this new feature on Deadspin which allows you to scroll down and not have to click every article if you are not satisfied with the topic. You should check it out.

Or be on the receiving end of labial suit.

Ovary funny.

Now, be careful. You don’t want to be labia-ed a sexist.

God damned labial media

I’ve never even contemplated grabbing a woman by the vagina, but this is a majora issue!

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

or is it?

The deplorables are starting to wonder if govt has been lying to them about Hurricane Matthew intensity to make exaggerated point on climate

+.199

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Only commie liberal PC SJW pussies wait for an event to happen before forming an opinion on it.

The horror! An adult drank a beer in front of the childr-...er, in front of...