I can handle a secret shopper being mad about a toddler being illegally served beer-battered fish & chips.

When opening and working in a restaurant that caters to crunchy granola set, you're really just asking for lots of weirdness and stupidity, aren't you? Honestly, I'd expect that sort of stuff on the regular if my menu was raw, gluten-free, non-GMO, since those dietary restrictions already stem from questionable…

I need No-Red guy to go on a date with Allergic-to-Crunchy woman.

Regarding secret shoppers: Editor's Note: There is no screening process. Any idiot can — and usually does — sign up for that job

I need to breathe into a paper bag for a few minutes after reading about the secret shopper.

When I was in Europe, selling monogrammed thermoses, THEY would cook my steaks for me until it was tender, no matter how long it took. Americans are so lazy sometimes.

The post about the man changing his baby's diaper in the ladies room because there was no changing table in the men's room is what sealed it for me.

I'm in a restaurant eating lunch alone and that casserole list made me about out loud. I'm getting looks now, but that's perfection.

A lot of right wing people think that Colbert is really a right wing republican. My daughter knew one who did. I can't imagine how these people survive with that kind of stupidity.

ALTHOUGH, I wouldn't be shocked if they forbid Tampon usage. I have Southern Baptist family on my mom's side. My female cousin wasn't permitted to use tampons because it would "take her virginity"

I would advise people to read the rest of the site where the Ben and Jessa thing came from. That is all.

I thought we had already established that the blog that broke the Duggar thing is a parody?

I'm pretty sure that blog post about Jessa Duggar is a joke. In fact, I think that blog is just a parody blog. I could be wrong though. That community is batshit crazy...

You know a shirt is offensive when no one says a thing about the racist depiction of a bullfucked Native American that's front and center. Especially with the "We take what we want" language, you could write a dissertation on this shirt.

As a graduate of the Arlington, Texas Independent School District (but not Martin High) I can tell you that the school is full of wealthy, entitled douchebags. This whole thing doesn't surprise me in the least.

You are aware he's surrounded by dogshit, yes?

Newton's playing behind an o-line that's basically five cardboard standees lined up. Still, if you've got a hankering for Newton criticism, I think Peter King has plenty to share.

They can be reinstated and play, but they don't get helmets.

So let's talk about Bledsoe's stage-diving incident, because I swear I did not remember this at all

Same kind of dismissive tone that some men use to dismiss sexual abuse too. Of course you aren't embarrassed to defend a woman who gleefully described herself as sexual predator towards her own sister. That narcissistic quality of a predator that finds a home also among some women who have no shame in lecturing…