You mean the "lazy or shameless retard" (really, though, "retard"? What the fuck?) who resorted to going around his neighborhood hustling for food stamps by age 10?

I guess you missed the part where Cosby said that only people with "metal disorders" (seriously?) get grades that low. Oh, and then he proceeded to tell Brown that he should not just be disappointed, but ASHAMED that he didn't do more. In front of a whole group of students and parents.

OMG, you're right. I just searched for Yelp on the App Store, and it's amazing. At least half of the reviews for the app are actually for restaurants and bars and nail salons and shit. It's unreal.

I looked up CRAB park yesterday to find out what it was (you can even review it on Yelp if you want, well, once you're done reviewing the recycling place, anyway). That is a really cool way that the park came to be, but I was still vaguely disappointed that actual crabs were not involved and that "CRAB" is just an…

Hey, I'm just glad I could finally put my college minor in Stoner Communications to some use.

No, Ed was being a dick. Whether or not he was trying to be a dick, that's where he ended up. Even though he (claims to have) enjoyed the crab cakes, he was unsatisfied with the menu's assertion as to what kind of crab was involved, so he asked his server. And when he wasn't happy with that explanation, he got the…

Ugh. This line though:

It appears to have been some formula Chinese restaurant with "garden" in the name (helpful, I know).

Ed is the worst. Sadly, I know a few people like him (who go on like that about things other than crab), and they are all the worst. "I enjoyed these crab cakes and they had a very appealing presentation, but I'm still going to be a huge asshole about them because I clearly know more about crab than you, a mere food…

The best/worst part of that review is where he blames his inability to "perform" (UGH.) on the fact that the bar let in nothing but ugly girls. His douche gravity is indeed so great that not a single trace of self-awareness can escape.

I'm guessing when Deniz T. calls a recycling center a "mecca for suzuki", he's referring to David Suzuki.

It's like the assholes who insist on keeping the shark-fin soup market alive because of "tradition". Fuck tradition.

Yeah, I looked it up as well and I call bullshit on the claim that they had NO IDEA they were serving whale meat. Seriously? Whale meat is friggin' DARK, and, honestly, looks more like raw beef liver than anything from a fish:

That's really giving that "Most Yinzer Tattoo Ever" dude a run for his money.

Goddammit, Olbermann, why did you have to go and feed the troll?

I went to Cornell and I don't recall it being all that douchey, at least compared to some of the other schools on that list. OTOH, I did attend the phony hayseed Ag School Cornell as opposed to the REAL CORNELL which has produced such luminaries as Ann Coulter, so what the hell do I know.

Oh god no. Why a sweater? Why around the shoulders, inside? Why dark green on a pink shirt?? WHY???

Grits are just one dish made with hominy corn, which is corn that has been treated with lye and lime. Meso-Americans as well as Native North Americans (such as the Cherokee) preferred hominy corn because it is much easier to make into dough such as that used in tortillas (masa), and other breads. The grain also…

Lifelong Southerner, here: my family's school of thought is, you can either do your grits sweet with sugar and maybe some butter, or go savory with salt, pepper, red-eye gravy, etc. Most other people I know go by something like this as well. My dad is the weird one in that he prefers sugar AND pepper in his grits.…

I just recently read about a project that aims to modify rice plants to employ a different type of photosynthesis (switching them from C3 to C4), which would potentially allow them to photosynthesize more efficiently and thus yield more grains per plant. This is something that could provide a big boost in food…