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I work in the legal field, specifically in criminal prosecution. I'm not a lawyer, so don't take this as the absolute word of the Law, but from what I've observed having been around this sort of crime.

Said porn site is supposed to advertise the fact that their models are all of appropriate age. If it doesn't, get the fuck out of there.

Me too! Maybe I'll ask, "So what are your thoughts on 60 year old white men who look at pictures of 16 year old boys when they're drunk? Is that ok because the boys aren't 10, or is it still icky because it's gay? What if one of them is black? Or not 60? Please enlighten me about when it is and isn't ok to be a…

Even if his friend did serve 3 full years in prison for downloading child porn, I still fail to see why that's deserving of sympathy and a reasonable defense against imprisoning child porn defenders. Then again, I'm not a 60 something year old white male pedophile who supports keeping other 60 sonething year old white…

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"Sixty-year-old white men in prison who've never harmed anybody, would never touch a child,"

"We have prisons now filled with guys my age. Sixty-year-old white men in prison who've never harmed anybody,

"We have prisons now filled with guys my age. Sixty-year-old white men in prison who've never harmed anybody"

I know someone (not voluntarily mind you) who was recently caught for exactly this. He said every. single. thing. Grisham did. It was spooky.

Oh good lord. This reminds me of a story my mom told me - apparently a registered sex offender has moved into my parents' neighborhood, and his offense was downloading child porn. One of their neighbors was like, "Well I mean it's not like he actually DID anything!" and my mom was like "…excuse me?"

Sounds like John Grisham probably had too much to drink or whatever, went too far, and started having dumb opinions about child porn.

You guys should invite some Cards fans over for a bowl of Cincinnati chili and just talk this stuff out.