Aw, I'm way ahead of them. I haven't given a single fuck about picky eaters and trendy food crap for, let's see, all of my 50 years.

But you know, refusing the marriage (and legal required consummation of it) may = maiming and possible death, so that's preferable? Wow.

I LOVE IT. Has this one been posted yet? :D

This one?

Okay I JUST finished this episode and I don't even smoke but I think I need a cigarette or something GODDAMN.

He only wanted a wee keek!

THIS COULD BE US BUT YE BE PLAYIN

"DAT ASS"

Smith's high horse was shot out from beneath him when he posted pictures of the severe branding inflicted upon his son.

Bojangles spices things up a little too heavily for my tastes, but they do make an agreeable second-choice if I'm feeling like a little burning-mouth in the morning. But I didn't know they even did a pork chop biscuit at all, even if only seasonally.

I'm going to have to go ahead and say that I had the BEST breakfast fast food item today. Down here in North Carolina there is this tiny chain of restaurants known as Biscuitville. They do one thing, and they do it EXTREMELY WELL. Fuck Chick Fil A, I had two Porkchop Biscuits this morning, and they were heavenly. I…

But in a non-creepy, stalkery way.

Can we just put the Straw Duel about Yuengling to bed already? One side is arguing that it's overrated against a nigh-non-existent population of people that think it's the best beer in the world. The other side is arguing that it's a good value beer against a nigh-non-existent group that's saying it tastes worse than…

Wrong side of the commonwealth. Eastern PA is Yuengling country, western PA drinks IC Lite, which is just fermented steel mill runoff.

Pennsylvania seems like a pretty OK state

The NFL as a whole is going to reverse the Earth Superman-style if they keep up this record amount of backpedaling.

You've glossed over some very valuable Phil Collins' information: Phil believes that he fought at the Alamo in a previous life. http://www.texasmonthly.com/story/come-and…

My boyfriend says this and I reply: "You turned out great in spite of your parents beating you."

I always want to respond, "Really? You did? Because you turned out to be the kind of person who thinks it's okay to beat defenseless children, and that's not great at all."

And more than half of America use to think that interracial marriage was wrong. And that it was fine to own slaves. At one time we thought child labor was just fine.