It makes sense that there would be a lot of love for pointless abstract films that “experts” can hold over everyone’s collective head and simply say, “You don’t get it.”

I think you could program a Roomba to speak with a british male accent and most americans would line up around the block to fuck it.

Not wanting your kids in a war zone is a legit complaint.

Yes, cats were absolutely domesticated to guard human food. That’s it!

I did like her and don’t care if she slept with Brad but she’s a 9/11 Truther and that’s one of my pet peeves. Sometimes I wish we didn’t know so much about celebrities but I’m addicted to drama that doesn’t affect me.

Excellent.

Jony Ive: We made the iphone thinner... but to do so we had to remove the headphone port... so those $300 beats headphones you bought from us, are no longer going to work with your phone. We also added a second camera, which makes the camera bump even larger... so really the phone isn’t thinner than the bulge, but we…

Paris is Burning, Man.

You’re chilling. He’s saying, “So this is great, right? Do you need more salsa? I can drive back to Taco Bell. No? Who’s your favorite character? Is it Arya? Is it Cersei? Is it Brienne? Remember when she fought that bear? She’s strong like you. Do you need salsa? Is it Sansa? You’re turning the volume up, do you want…

Why didn’t they cast Derrick Barry and then have the whole thing be a campy, dark comedy instead of the dreary, melodramatic slog their biopics usually are?

not surprising. have you SEEN him in “seven days in hell”?

for crissakes. i’m in my 40's. i quit weed, can’t find hash, quit pills and powder. 15 drinks is all i want. and you want to take 13 away.

She’s so pretty and her voice is so pretty and she has so. much. hair. and she’s funny and irreverent.

I miss when photo galleries were the preferred way of showing off cosplay from an event. So many of these videos are just the same sweeping shots, slow motion and crap music.

As much as I enjoy the references, these are . . . .not good gifs

Why I left New York:

Do not agree. And religion is not an excuse for killing the planet.

Better a baby with a full head of hair than a baby with a full back of hair?

Totally. The thing non-smokers don’t get is that smoking is fun. And while non smokers might understand on an intellectual level that “quitting smoking is hard,” I don’t think anyone can truly understand how hard it is unless they’ve tried to do it. You also have to really, really want to quit, or else you’re going to…