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Apologies in advance, because I'm not usually one to fawn over athletes, but I couldn't see the cat past all those abs. Dios mio.

Thanks for sharing your story, so she can see how that decision does make a real difference to real people. She was irate, not just at the teachers, but at the students so willing to abandon their principles for something relatively minor as participation grades.

My (straight teenage) daughter participated in her school's LGBT Day of Silence last week. While most of her teachers were supportive and wonderful, two teachers announced at the beginning of the class that kids who chose to wear their "Silence" badges would LOSE class points for not participating. In one class, all…

Teddy bear, teddy bear

My former mother in law bought me a pair of pants from Christopher and Banks. They were a size 18 (I'm 4'11", 105 pounds) and were embroidered all over with neon martini glasses. This was the pinnacle of fashion for 23 year old me. I think I have the store credit 11 years later because I still haven't quite hit that…

Jesus: Hey, I'm going out.

A spanking!

Nonetheless, that's no reason to force such imagery on all of us. I was looking forward to a long life of never ever thinking of Ben Stein's semi-erect phallus. Now... it's all I can see when I close my eyes.

Yeah, I had 2 super scrawny ones and then my third was 2 pounds heavier than either of them (but long, so still pretty skinny.) While the first and third are pretty normally proportioned now, the second is 13 years old, 5' tall and 60 pounds fully clothed.

Good God, as someone who has very skinny babies (the next due in a few weeks), I just want to gnaw on his chubby little cheeks and thighs.

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That's really more of a lonely Sunday afternoon thing, isn't it? I mean, have some fucking standards.

Obligatory Bill Murray Ghostbusters rant:

I think we can all agree that Russian-Armenian miscegenation is the root of all evil. I mean, good God, who wants to see Armenian man-nose on a little girl? Thank you, extremely-limited-worldview-Barbie, for giving voice to the downtrodden.

Subsiding? Getting smaller and less intense? I'm confused.

Have merrrrcy.

Oh, god. That's a really harsh punishment. I mean, it's not "novice oboe player" harsh but it's still pretty bad.

To paraphrase FDR "The only thing we have to fear is literally every goddamn thing."