Well he was playing in Philly...

10/10.

Ok... this may hurt.

Let's split the concept of 'can' and 'should'. Companies can do a lot but they either involve a severance agreement or a lawsuit. :)

Here are the ingredients:

I am not even going to address the obvious stupidity on the gender aspect. Everyone else will.

I see the first machine that could make a pulling motion didn't work.

More importantly...

Grilled Cheese Protip:

If they put it out immediately after the accusation, they could just as easily be accused of reacting too quickly.

Accidents happen, but let's take a step back for a second...

Um... notice she is alive?

Literally the least I could do.

'Hitting on a girl'... you are doing it wrong.

Some men aren't feminists not because they fear gender equality, but because holy shit can some feminists be annoying as shit.

Yes... come back to me.

I honestly hope that next year... they both show up in fucking burkhas.

That's how I would enter Candlestick Park. Every single time.

At least no sex was occurring. You realize how many international treaties would have been broken if that was part of the story?

Damn.