Clearly. I mean he isn't even at a casino or anything!

This is his way of saying...

She looks like a thumb.

Jason, you will put him back out there.

That was a back breaker...

Well...

I so hope one is a long lost child of his. That would be a great plot twist.

As a man, I can't get why other men would actively work to make it harder for women to be whores (err... you get the point here).

Dear God,

Now now, no one wants to discriminate against red heads.

Totes agree.

And everyone also said Ryan Fitzpatrick was terrible.

Does Christian Mingle count?