Guess you’re out of luck if you use AD blockers.

Oh snap, we got ourselves a Gategate!

Looked it up and Papa John went to Ball State. A quick Google turns up that he hasn’t done much for his own lesser known university, while embracing Louisville during their rise to prominence (thanks to cheating). So now that he’s moved on to Kentucky, no, he clearly is full of shit and just a businessman. So, good…

The scientific community abandoned that name it after it got used in a movie about weed. Also the pineapple industry quit Hawai’i for cheaper South American labor over a decade ago, so it’s not even accurate. 

Article is really about the snowpack in the foothill elevations of 3-5k being washed out by rain instead of melting slowly and therefore actually being helpful. It results in too much water being released too fast, which means floods now and drought later. Higher elevations, yes, be excited.

No, that was Reel Big Fish. 

Collusion must be an unwritten rule too. Someone’s going to get Billy Beaned for it. 

Remember a few weeks ago when the NBA was the fun league that let the players have personalities? This new version is annoying.

This was beeping intense!

If they get an exemption, we have to call it Elongate, right?

Is this like missle defense? Need millennial translation.

Logo checks out. 

I may be paranoid, but not an Android. 

Title of RBG’s sex tape.

I used to think the scariest part is that that guy’s vote counts the same as mine. Then I had jury duty and realized that anyone who commits a crime is likely to have a few of these freethinkers in the box.

I always suspect companies are trying to take advantage of us, but it’s still gross when actually exposed.

We did the same thing for Rio.

This whole situation has me raising  an eyebrow.

I also had that thought. However, I presumed they were new to town and only witnessed seeing their cat returning from the dead. Cats are dicks. How would they know the difference?