They know that Disney Magic is animated or CGI, right?

Can we address the REAL news? Zach Britton is now Zack Britton!
I can finally stop calling him a prich.

But what if, for maybe a 12 hour window one time every year, anyone could delete anyone else without any repercussions?

Most newspapers are slightly old Twitter. Does that help?

I very much read it, that’s why I expect the headline to cause a lot of bad takes. Also why I starred your baby on board comment. I’m woke.

The American Press Institute released a study in 2014 that showed 60% of people only read a headline. Apple product + Privacy issue? I can’t wait to see the takes roll in on this one.

Even Flat Stanley knows the Earth is round.

They got not talent, but at least they got Hart. 

It’s a bold strategy, Cotten. Let’s see if it pays off for ‘em.

Still safer to eat than Lay’s WOW Chips with Olestra.

It had an ROI of negative infinity.

I really hope it’s Goop. Is it too late to crowdfund for this?

Due to the Coriolis Effect, you have to swipe the opposite direction in Australia Tinder. Earther gets it. 

Former space rock is now...

Nah, they all eventually come around.

...and it all started with the Big Bang!

Your post contains a spelling error.

Read the manual? I think your confidence threshold for people is set too high.

IFL Science.