Preferably in a museum. Try dodging them in traffic every day!

Speaking of no AC, I spent the first three days of my stay in the Phillipines in ‘97 thinking “Aircon” was a taxi company.

Great story and glad you got to ride a few, Kat! Ironically, we’re banned(Navy) from using Jeepneys when we visit, so I’ve never ridden one and was generally curious about the experience. Spent a couple port visits in Manila and Subic Bay back in the Feb-Apr time frame; can’t beat a $0.70 beer or a $5 hour-long…

It’s antlers.

Not even Pastor Maldonado can do that.

Busts a nut, and goes right back to jacking.

I've had my 1997 for 8 years putting 100k miles on it, she has just shy of 200,000 miles now. My wife and I hot lapped it all day long at a Road America track day a month or two ago, back to back 20 min sessions with a 20min break. Great car, and I don't expect to ever sell it. Planning to drive it to Seibring the…

"I crash. Sorry"

My Eye! My Eye!

Complain loudly and often. Accept blame for nothing

When The Flag Drops, The Bullshit Stops

Work On The Nut Behind The Wheel Before You Start Fixing Bolts On The Car

I can see this turning out great on a lot of first dates.

Her: "Hey...why is your car showing you a half-off 'Frequent VIP' coupon for Madame Kamay's Filipino Palace?"

Him: "I...er...um. My roommate borrowed the car last weekend...?"

Nothing sells Jaguars like hashtags.

I raise your BMW 320i with a fully optioned-out Euro-Spec BMW 325d M Sport Touring, Smoked Topaz Exterior, and a 6-speed manual. Bonus points for the 218hp diesel that returns 55.4 mpg.

Anything Panther...big enough for friends, huge trunk, comfy and if it can withstand Police and Taxi duty it can survive novice driver abuse.