Why would you try to ruin candy with math?

I see flavor country right there. Good work, sailor.

Wash my mug?? Are you kidding me? Maybe its my Navy upbringing but how else am I suppose to season the damn thing then?

In the event of a water landing, YOU will be used as a flotation device.

The Boy Scouts have been teaching this technique for at least 35 year.

Nailed it.

If someone passes you on the right, they’re an asshole. If everyone passes you on the right, you’re the asshole.

I believe it should be “complement” not compliment, but thanks for the advice nonetheless.

Move to the right, and stop trying to justify your flaccid, passive-aggressive need to be the unofficial traffic cop who clogs up the left lane in a pathetic attempt to force others to abide by your interpretation of the rules of the road.

On the other hand, people don’t have a right to drive ONE mph over the speed limit. Not one. The left-hand lane is not the “laws don’t apply to me” lane, and people need to remember that too. If you are a criminal reckless driver, that’s not the responsiblility or problem of the law-abiding safe drivers around you.

For me, circulating air is a little more important than AC, though we do use AC. But warm, still air triggers claustrophobia in me. That, and I wish I could get everyone in the house to turn off their game consoles and laptops and use their damn tablets. That would save a degree or two.

As a gastroenterologist who has read Wheat Belly, sorry to let you know that it’s the worst kind of pseudoscience imaginable. Nothing in it is real for non-celiac patients. However, you’re not wrong. Cutting out wheat (and therefore lowering carb intake) will help most people lose weight and eat more protein,…

He’s a babe.

Yeah, and she paid for the ticket, it’s her choice if she wants to go on her phone for a few minutes. She can disconnect from the concert all she damn wants.

I mean it’s rude but

Fuck this person flipping Pokemon Go girl the bird, she isn’t detracting from her experience, she’s just minding her own biz and gaming.

I know I should care but I just don’t. I love my dog kisses too much

Not all job interviews are done with HR. Some places, like where I work, have managers and worker bees doing the interviews. We would prefer if you are going to be late for you to call, tell us how late, and we’ll work with it. Our managers work in a different part of the city and, for us, its better to do the…

Haha, I figured the the citric juices would eventually eat them up, or they’d starve or something...nope, nuke’em.