Lies! LIES! Have you ever put Milk Duds in the fridge and then tried to eat one? That’s a workout, my friend.

Ah, there’s an important difference between you and me. I’ve always found the rapid clicking of a ratchet to be a rather appealing sound. I love using ratchet-style tools, partly for that reason..

I dunno about steepling. Some people are double jointed and it makes them look like witches.

It’s nice to see a major broadcast network actually trying to participate in the current technological reality instead of fighting it.

This was my reaction, too. Also, a lot of recycling places have a long conveyor line with employees who manually sort the waste products into their appropriate categories. Wash your stuff for their sake, so they don’t have to deal with the stink (or potential health hazards) of dealing with rotting food.

Whether or not you have to, rinsing will help prevent your recycling from stinking up the place.

At Norway’s latitude, they really have only two regions: north and more north. It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

One option I like is to have a dispenser full of a fun, yummy drink that is in the dispenser as alcohol-free while putting an optional alcohol additive next to it.

Bought one last year. It’s not that great and definitely not a replacement for flossing. My kids like to spray each other in the face with it, though.

Bought one last year. It’s not that great and definitely not a replacement for flossing. My kids like to spray each…

Why just income after housing cost instead of income, then income compared to total cost of living...? It just seems like a strange metric. I guess an easier one to calculate than actual cost of living...

The goal is not to disguise the smell once it hits the air - the idea is to stop the particles that cause the smell from hitting the air in the first place, or at least minimize it. That’s why the oil is important - it creates a film over the water and helps stop the poo (amd thus smell) particles from hitting the…

Winner winner turkey dinner.

3. Avoid eating the cookies until you are sure you have enough for the crust

That’s why you should always eat the brownies in the breakroom. What if someone cuts you off in traffic on your way home? You need that self control!

My first alarm clock goes off at 6:30. Immediately, without hitting snooze, I take my thyroid meds, feed the cat, and go back to bed. Every. Day. No exceptions.

I feel they still left plenty of information off the video. Elevators have tons of safety measures in place to avoid the free falling metal coffin scenario.

in all seriousness, with multiple people, I vote to lay down in a circle with each person’s head on the next person’s butt. Cusion the cranium.

"Politically correct" is our current term for "polite". If you know there are people around you who don't celebrate Christmas, "Happy Holidays" is a great sentiment. You don't have to know what religion they are, or if they don't practice any religion. You are just wishing them happiness. Christmas by definition is…

Never. What I do find strange is when people ask me if I celebrate Christmas before wishing me a "Merry Christmas." It's like they are both asking me if I'm Christian and if I take offense easily.

When my brother was being potty trained, it seemed like nothing was working. He understood the concept, he just wouldn't cooperate... until we got him Superman underwear. Just like that, he was totally potty trained, literally overnight; never an accident or pull-up again after that.