I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

Non-profits have a legal requirement to disclose certain things like Taxes. Trump didn’t (no idea if as President he is required to turn over future ones).

He wanted to put Warren “in her place.” This is a promise that I’d stake my life on.

because it might give them pause for a second and make them consider who the fuck they have actually become.

I’m amazed by this. How the fuck you gonna use Rule 19 during a confirmation hearing of a sitting senator? It’s absolute bullshit.

And when their schools don’t improve, they will blame the dems.

I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

Mike Pence can go fuck himself. Ditto for all who endorsed her.

I don’t know, I don’t think that the joke inherantly makes the case that the rule is totally stupid.

So, no one told him that SNL isn’t ‘news’? I mean, they do Weekend Update...so I can see how one could be confused...

I was thinking Rosie as Trump, but Rosie as Bannon would work too.

Oh, don’t worry— as long as your ovaries are still firing, they’ll take you! And a 27-year-old uterus is prime prime prime real estate. You’d get farmed out to somebody WAY high-up in the Drumpf Cabal, that’s for sure.

I expect to see the bill that makes it a criminal offense for a man to refuse to stay with the mother and actively raise his children next.

And shouldn’t proof of paternity be required in all situations not just if the father asks for it? I mean, I’m a lying evil baby killing irresponsible woman; I could easily fool doctors into believing uhhhh this guy over here is the father and he consents to the abortion look he signed it and everything.

Seems doubtful they’d be more lenient if you were trying to abort the baby Jesus, so I dunno if that virgin birth strategy would be helpful.

I lost it when they started speaking French like some art house movie. lol

If dudes could get pregnant you’d be able to get birth control pills from fucking vending machines. A pack of M&Ms, a Diet Coke, and some orthotricyclen.

He just wishes he could sparkle, doesn’t he? That must be why he’s tried so hard to gild himself.

“Freshly-skinned face.”