No, he’s not a General general. He’s only the NATIONAL FUCKING SECURITY ADVISOR.

I feel like his haircut alone constitutes proof he’s not competent to represent himself.

No, “...can learn to speak French.” Why you gotta stereotype, bro?

At this rate, I’m worried about multiple nutjobs shooting up or attacking the ACLU or additional Planned Parenthoods in the country.

&Pizza is crazy-successful. They have nineteen locations now. Their growth has been pretty fascinating to watch. I wouldn’t be surprised if they go national.

What hockey games did these events take place after?

Worth pointing out that “lies on the internet affect people’s manifest reality” is a systemic problem that women have been trying to talk about for years, to no avail.

I’m pretty sure its more of a “this is so unbelievably stupid and insane it can’t possibly be true” kind of not understanding than just not comprehending the facts. Like if someone told you up was purple and tacos shoed. And it really was true.

Yeah, I’ve eaten at Comet Ping Pong many times and had intended to go eat there again to support it. I don’t think I can anymore, and I kind of think this is going to be it for the restaurant. It’ll go out of business pretty soon because of this.

“people who make their own pasta”

The devil doesn’t need an advocate. Not here. Not now.

For all the talk about the liberal “bubble”, that bubble is thin enough to actually see through and even burst. The bubble these people live in is made of cast iron. It’s completely opaque, nothing goes through it, and it’s one of the mosresistant things you’ll find.

Seriously. You think you can bring back coal and well-paying manufacturing jobs and live in a time when black people weren’t so angry and you didn’t know Muslims existed, but I’m the one that lives in a bubble? Nah. Go back to living in the sad Bon Jovi B-side that is your life, and I’m going to get to fucking work.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

Trump seems to hire wildly inept lawyers. Like the guy who argued in court that spousal rape doesn’t exist, and needed to be corrected by the judge. That guy still works for Trump all these years later. The idea he hires “the best people” is hilarious.

I don’t know; a motion by Donald Trump citing a tweet as admissible legal evidence against voter fraud seems in keeping with his schtick

But but butbutbut doesn’t he WANT those “millions of illegal voters” exposed? Is he going to let all that “widespread voter fraud” go undiscovered and unpunished? I thought he said we have a fraud problem— therefore, the only thing to do is recount the votes!

I thought it was a battlefield

I’m not saying they have to commit arson. But they could always tell them a suspicious white-haired package will be available for pickup locked outside the front door at a certain time and date.

Stop trying to make “alt-left” happen, it’s never going to happen