My first dog of my own (got him at 13, had an appropriately embarrassing name) went to live with my grandparents when I left for college, and they spoiled him rotten to the point that I knew I’d never take him away from them.

I’d be glad to see him out after he decided that he was DC’s unelected ruler and tried to block how the District spent its own goddamn budget funds.

or the arrival of another sibling at just the wrong moment (usually between 24 and 42 months)

The Foundation is a charity but does not do charity work which is the definition of “going to charity” they are using — the Foundation’s money isn’t helping anyone. They’re sitting on it or buying stuff for Trump himself.

Yes, nonprofit organization tax filings are public record.

“When I think about the men and women who serve us in the military—when they get hurt they keep pushing on, so it’s gonna take more than that.”

As a sidenote to the infrastructure thing, I work kind of education-adjacent with a lot of different kinds of schools and this has given me a terrible impression of how charter schools are run and what they do with their money.

Few things bug me more than overly-stringent dress codes/appearance standards for non-customer facing jobs.

This isn’t even about marriage though? It looks like they’re only challenging a law prohibiting cohabitation.

Yeah, it seems like most of what she enjoys is what the rest of us call “being a single woman,” brought to you by feminists.

Right? He has a bunch of devoted followers who feel personally persecuted by the government willing to abet him. It doesn’t take a genius to see that escape coming.

Yes, it’s the look. “How dare you!” “How dare I? How dare I open an unlocked door for its intended purpose?!”

Ditto. Most people don’t realize that when you donate in someone else’s name, the named might get a nice letter letting them know and thanking them, but they don’t get the tax letter. Only the person who cut the check gets that and can claim it.

That’s basically what she was wearing. This is ludicrous.

Gee, I can’t imagine why these three would be singled out or have in common:

And just like the temperence movement, we’re so convinced that (mostly) men cannot be changed or taught to respect women, so we have to ineffectually ban the instrument rather than ask them to be better people.

I would also classify an adult licking someone’s breasts in public an obscene gesture.

Safari ants. Been there, don’t wanna do that again.

I always forget the hat thing because I was always in marching band, and our hats were considered dress hats and stayed on because, hey, we’re kinda busy playing the song right now.

Wow, that’s a lot of aunts.