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“...then there are larger issues at hand. Don’t touch your dick at work!”

cut the teenager working the mic some slack, they’re just doing it how their manager taught them how. If it is such an issue, just say what size you want from the jump and save both of you the extra time. 

As they used to say “Your sausage is like my pooch - half bread!”

Eh the weird donation suggestion makes it even more fitting for a Pride month story. They made a pretty cookie and posted a “supportive” message. They’re not bigots but not activists either, not tracking the issues enough to know who could use monetary support. They’re not assholes but they’re also not particularly

Do people get the subtlety of tying a cherry stem in the age of PH and OF. You should probably just practice pulling a whole corndog off a stick or something.  

The fact that she was 26 (not some 15 year old edgelord troll) when she told a child who was groomed for sex by a 50 year old predator to kill herself and that she hates her...is fucking disturbing, jokes or not.

Remember when republicans were merely obstructionists? “The party of ‘no’”? They’ve moved beyond that into active malevolence. They still do the obstruction thing in congress, because they’re the minority party, now. But when they’re in charge, like DeFuckwits, their entire agenda consists of hurting people that they

Its other main component is daikon radish, which practically melts when stewed, in a good way.

A complex solution to a simple problem.

Fun fact: the store itself is real, and you can visit it! When the show was running, it was common to see the actors there. 252 Queen St. E.

This movie seemed like it was written by AI and not actual humans. Or aliens. Kind of like Mare of Eastown. The fact that there were TWO separate scenes where lightning like tried to ATTACK Angelina Jolie was insane. There was one point where she and the kid were running across this field dodging lightning bolts, and

Remember, the orc horde loves pain and suffering. Adores it. They’ll take any amount as long as [MINORITY GROUP HERE] is suffering one angstrom more than they are.

I mean, to be fair, Ron hates everyone, including and especially himself. This is just this week’s winner.

it’ll just make it more delicious when Desantis has the nomination plucked from his sweaty grip by Dipshit and/or the GOP. Desantis will be like “but I’ve hurt SO many vulnerable minorities, what else do I need to do to prove myself??” I can’t imagine there’s anyone who thinks they deserve the GOP presidential

what about “making laughably overentitled, mediocre racist white assholes feel better about themselves again”? Because judging by how slavishly devoted they are to T***p and his ilk over the last 4 years, that’s not nothing.

“I’m not saying he’s a racist, but the racists believe he’s racist”—Andrew Gillum

Sort of hate to side with the bourgeois business owner yelling at a young woman, but these are the kind of hassles that can make it so unpleasant to run a public facing business. This is a local restaurant, not a destination attraction, so they’re not likely to get any extra revenue from this so-called ‘publicity’.

Oh look a youtuber lighting a trash fire.......how special.

You are not well versed/experienced in the Disney dining scene, clearly after your other comment uses the wrong name for the experience, but here’s the truth:

Though when it costs $150 to ask the doctor that question and they’ll still likely give you a vague non-answer I can see the appeal of turning to blogs for advice.