Every living president has a moral imperative to step forth and condemn this president. Protocol be damned.

I’m sure Cheeto is, at this very moment, sitting on the toilet trying not to rage stroke over Obama’s (extremely polite) read.

Porter is one of the very few bright spots in this increasingly vicious hellscape.

I'm afraid Trump and the Republicans will somehow cheat. Like, "challenging the results" in dozens of red states with judges that were appointed by Mitch and in Trump's tic tac-filled pockets.

This guy was fucking in on it 100%. I honestly can’t even believe they’re doing the rounds trying to make him look innocent. This interview was ridiculous. Motherfucker was filming before the incident went down, you can hear a gun getting cocked in the original audio, and he had NO MOTHERFUCKING REACTION TO SOMEONE…

I think you’re being incredibly diplomatic, and I sometimes wish I could be more like that. But I think sending astronauts into space wearing camouflage is so stupidly funny that my head hurts from laughing. You know, that laughing before the reality and the crying set in?

Translation — “I’m a dumb-ass, party-first shitbird who sold out my constituents because my party said that money was more important than the lives of the people I swore an oath to represent. But you should know that I’ll do it again as soon as my party says to. Not if. When. That’s a promise I can keep. I will sell…

Who gives it two thumbs up?

I love Warren. I voted for Warren. He shouldn’t pick Warren because the balance of the Senate is at stake, and Massachusetts has a Republican governor who’d appoint a Republican to her seat. We can’t afford it.

That must be a Manhattan, Kansas!

The very naked attempt by the Bernie people for pushing this under some belief that this somehow makes Bernie the nominee - there is an entire genre of tweet online based around this - and the faux concern for Reade beyond her use as a political weapon...I just can’t. It should also be very telling that the Trump…

Face it, they, like Costco, rely on impulse buying for their profits. Impulse buying is much less effective on-line, and therefore they want shoppers in their stores, thus putting profit ahead of the health of their customers and employees.

...Turn into? It’s not like they’re The Hulk, that’s just their default setting.

Kneeling is a pretty popular posture for a lot of cultures. I wouldn’t read too much into that.

It was because of this, wasn’t it?

There’s a scene in Fight Club where Edward Norton is explaining how a car company determines whether to do a safety recall...I’m betting that wasn’t fiction...

Are you sure you’re not overestimating the amount of effort they put into it? I be surprised if they did more than scan it, flip it, and select a line-drawing setting in Photoshop.

I have loved Padma Lakshmi ever since Salman Rushdie trashed her in his autobiography. If she could handle that insufferable, solipsistic, bloviating arachnid, she can handle Becky from Instagram.

“Redmon is “working on a tell-all memoir.” At least we now have something to look forward to!”

Eh. More like brain dead from too many drugs and probably not too bright to begin with (or just so open minded that his brain has fallen out). Sorry, but he is still defending his asshole boss to this day. And he knowingly worked with Joe while Joe did illegal shit, killed animals under their care, and did all the…