I want to be that cat.  That is all. 

And if you are part of a heterosexual fertile couple you’d be pretty bloody stupid to have a baby right now (not including the already pregnant, obviously).

If this were a novel I’d think it was all over the top and unbelievable. Falwell would be Too obvious a villain with no depth.

When Rick Wilson said “Everything Trump Touches Dies,” I should have taken it literally. 

There’s got to be a COVID-19 deadpool somewhere with Guiliani in it. And trump. All of ‘em. None of these hemorrhoids on the ass of ‘merca deserve to live through this as they are actively preventing lifesaving measures.

So Mississippi has just decided to let COVID 19 take the wheel, eh?

I’m just glad she’s talking about nails.

I know it’s been going on for a long time, but it’s still unreal to me how open they are about it these days. Like they traded whistles for air horns.

Don’t know your camera setup but in GIMP/Darktable, or if you spend the money on PS, you can adjust easily for different lighting situations.  YMMV.

I might actually prefer to look at unsolicited dick pics over mirror selfies at the gym.

Me too! I love seeing what other people making in the kitchen, and helping people who are new to cooking or baking out with any tips I can give them. 

That’s amazing. Ole Harvey gets the virus -probably for being in the hospital having ‘chest pains’.  Now that’s some kind of karma right there.

Once again: libertarians are freakin’ morons.  And this is their moron leader.

You must not know any anarchists. The ones I know are tireless community organizers and activists and deeply moral people.

Just a shame he is asymptomatic

Fuck “libertarian” Rand Paul. If he were as sincere as he is cruel, he would surrender his government provided, socialist health care. The sad thing is, he’s probably going to survive because he and people like him get that socialist health care that they keep for themselves and deny the rest of us.

His neighbor is going to have to wear gloves and a mask while beating his ass.

Not gonna lie, at the rest of sounding like a cold-hearted bastard... I laughed when I heard this.

As a fashion copywriter, I can say that I much prefer these types of emails than ones that are simply NEW ARRIVALS, SHOP SPRING! as if nothing has happened. The right kind of beloved companies are still attempting to reach consumers with things they actually want. Self/skin care? Cozy home things? Plants? Yes please.

This is literally the only good news I can recall hearing for several days.