Starring for the Miss Havisham reference. Girl was so misunderstood!!

Thankfully the nomination will be decided, as always, by the center mainstream of the party, not the tiny Twitter fringe that demands candidates run a Bronx campaign in mid-west states that aren’t the Bronx.

It’s fine, if you’re ok with the amount of dust it’s going to attract, that you already know you’re not going to clean off, and the eventual Miss Havisham vibe it’s going to give your home.

I’d love to get back to the time where being educated or well-read can be seen as a positive thing again.

The line about being highly educated really ground my gears. Like having a good education/good job is a liability. Trump and his bastion of idiots are the anti-intellectuals. Don’t use their playbook. Why would you even entertain such a thing when it’s absolutely possible to have multiple degrees and still be less…

“We need to turn out disaffected working-class voters if we’re going to defeat Trump.”

I want to live my life in boob molds. That is all. 

“Server doing their job? Well, SOMEone just got themselves 10% less on their tip.”

OP probably stiffed the server too for this outrage

“Dear Salty: My server was attentive and responsive to my needs and now I am mad about it.”

Nah they need to mound the salt right onto everything. Crank that BP right up until they pop a vein because their server brought them a water without being asked.

Your server wasn’t eavesdropping, you have a loud piercing voice. Based on this letter, the last thing you need is more salt.

If this was about professional sports that might be a valid line of discussion. This is not about professional sports.  This is about students, at school.

But hey, it looks like they did pretty well on the wax figure of Evelyn Burdecki. Not sure why they posed it that way, though.

Maybe she’s psychic and saw that acceptance speech of his coming... yikes. Joaquin is so talented but he should never accept awards in person.

I knew if Joaquin Phoenix won his speech was gonna be super cringy and he didn’t dissapoint lol!

Joaquin Phoenix getting a standing ovation from everyone except Beyoncé is my 2020 mood.

She has good posture for a sack full shit. 

It’s a tuber, Spice. Come on. 

careful, it may get hot enough to start taking the seasoning off your cast iron. I've used full cycles to burn off the seasoning for restoring older pans.